How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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