i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
This toilet bowl is my home.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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