I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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