She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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