am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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