my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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