i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Randomize