Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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