pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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