i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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