You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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