Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Let's paint friendship bongs
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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