I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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