I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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