Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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