Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It's rum buckets o'clock
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
