I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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