so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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