The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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