We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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