ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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