In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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