3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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