Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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