I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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