Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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