Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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