why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I want to be your penis for a week.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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