so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
