i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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