Someone shit on the floor
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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