Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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