Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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