But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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