I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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