3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i came on her dog
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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