I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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