would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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