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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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