My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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