so that wasnt chicken after all
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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