I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
