'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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