His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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