gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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