i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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