How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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