question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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