can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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