this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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