By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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