so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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