Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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